With the general election around the corner and yet another chance to go out and vote and change the country for the better...just like every other election, referendum, local council vote or political tom-bloody-bola, the silly season has arrived and is in full swing.
Vacuous politicians sounding off, devoid of substance and hard fact, tit for tat, brick for bat, blow upon blow with the voting population watching the show....But one thing they all want is for everyone to
"Follow Us......."
Follow us follow us
We'll tell all you need, in us you can trust
Be our party people
Be the party sheeple
Fake news fact check
Party donation in sordid fat cheque
Vote us as we stand for election
Self-aggrandised full of pretension
Promise the earth
Promises worth...nothing
Smile inane among the great unwashed
False pleasantries or votes will be lost
Photo opportunity beside branded bus
Follow us follow us
Manifesto manifestly full
Of untruths and utter bull
Travel the country to press the flesh
While bias media fail to press
The slick politic the sick politician
Loaded questions without ammunition
Democracy meritocracy
Autocracy hypocrisy
Lies, damn lies and statistics
Manipulated bombastic politics
Questions avoided answers missed
Blinded with numbers percentages and lists
Society our people in us you can trust
So ignore the stench follow us follow us